A car that can fly…wouldn’t that be amazing?

Well it is amazing and it really exists. It’s called Skycar and Giles Cardozo from London built one himself and is going to Timboektoe with it.

How cool is that I mean a car that can fly. Not a lame fly like Kitt’s turbo boost. No really flying like a bird.

The Sckycar can drive at a speed of 193 km an hour and while flying it can go almost 110 km an hour. Thanks to it’s powerful engine it can accelerate from 0 to 100 on the ground in 4.5 seconds.

The adventurer wants to reach timboektoe in 40 days after a 6000 km trip through France, Spain, Afrika and the Sahara.

Guys sweat makes woman wet...(sometimes)

If a woman smells the sweat of a man she knows instinctively if that man has any sexual interest in her. That’s what researchers at Rice University in Texas claim.

For the experiment they collect the sweat of men that had not used any soap or deodorant for 2 days. Some samples were taken after the guys had seen a porn movie, others were taken after looking at Oprah. The results where astonishing.

The girls got wet just smelling the sweat of the guys that had seen the porn movie, and they had to vomit when they smelled the same guys sweat that had looked at Oprah. No I’m just kidding. Poor Oprah should not kid about her, she get even more fat lol.

Anyway the women got excited from the sweat taken after the porn watching because they made an MRI of the brain to see sexual excitement and it showed. So guys if you want to get lucky don’t wash yourself that much and watch a lot of porn before going in a bar, suc6 is guaranteed.

commercial filmed from within the vagina...

Ahhhh.... isn't it bad enough we have to see all those things in tv commercials allready like tampons and whole complete menstruating kits... BUT IT"S GOTTEN WORSE. Typical for the Dutch to come up with a new inspirating cunt commercial. Not from the outside no we are gonna show the world via the inside of a cunt. Yes people i am using the word cunt deal with it or leave now.

With the new commercial Lactacyd wants to open the mind of people watching. They want us to see what things a vagina would have to deal with during a normal day. So you see a bike sadel coming closer you see a vagina getting ready to have sex, you will see sweat starting to form inside the pussy area. Hope you are not eating cause you will also see a tampon coming closer ahhhhhh. If they had real balls they would also show a huge dildo coming it's way but they don't have balls cause as you could imagine it's all thought up by a girl.

"I wanted to make girls aware of what is going on around your vagina during the day," sais Elisa Beenakker.

I allready thought up a new commercial all on my own. It will be shown in a couple of months. My goal is to raise awereness of the perspective of the penis. jeezzz gimme a break...

Porn Kings want to see cash compensation for financial crisis

What the car industy needs to survive we also need, sais Larry Flynt (owner and founder of Hustler) According to him and other porn kings the financial crisis will also hit the porn industry so to prevent that from happening they want like 10 to 15 billion dollars in advance from the us government.

I must say they have a point if you look at what the porn industry makes the us economy every year it's billions so why should they be left out and the car industry be saved? It's discriminating...

Today i've read the Belgian porn industry is doing ok. It's even doing better then before the crisis. According to a cheap hooker who's name i shall not use (cause i forgot) she has more customers then ever before. It also might have something to do with her shaving off her mustace, but she not sure yet.

I needed a picture of a whore, so here it is:

Goldfish survives on the floor for almost 21 Hours

A goldfish in the British city Gloucester has survived outside the bowl for over 13 hours up to 21.

That's what the fish owner Barbara Woodward claims. She woke up one morning and the little fishy was flapping his tail behind a closet. The woman did not have time or the strength to save the fish so she went to work.

What a cold hearted bitch huh. When she came home the fish was still alive then suddenly she felt the need to save it.
Normally a fish dies after 3 minutes so it's a very special fish, maybe it could freeze time, perhaps the fish is an alien...

Oprah thinks she's fat cause she works to hard....

Oprah says she's fat cause she works so hard. Ok go ahead I wait a few seconds put on some new underwear cause you peed your pants reading this I can imagine that. Oprah thinks hard work makes her fat.

Ohhh she should ask Dr. Phil if he thinks the same but she's scared. Dr Phill would say: "Are you out of your mind, you not fat cause you work so hard you fat cause you eat like a pig." Oprah would then say; "Take that back Phil you nasty old man." Phil would say: "you big overgrown cow, how dare you question my knowledge on fat people. You are one ugly ass fatty Hogg." And that most likely would make Oprah cry and eat some more fruitcake...

That's how it would go most definitely...
But I wish Oprah all the luck in the world in working less, so she loses the weight finally.

Oprah working less hmmm so she never getting out of bed anymore now she be like one of those sea cows you used to see on the Jerry Springer show they have to lift out of bed after 10 years opening the roof top... lol.

just a test posting...

She's got a look on her face like she wants to ask: "Do my boobs feel fake, could you touch them for me please and tell me." rofl...