The Simpsons

this has to hurt listen to the sound...

you still think females can drive?

For those of you that still think it's ok for a girl to drive a car...

i would so kick his ass if he did that to me rofl...

Wanna Lift a Dwarf... in London you can...

A GYM in London has replaced its dumbbells with human weights - including dwarves who shout encouragement to motivate exercise.

Gymbox at Bank - in the centre of the capital's financial district - today introduced its bizarre fitness regime with human weights ranging from a 155kg man to a 30kg female. The human dumbbells wear black leotards with their weights printed across their chests and sit on adapted machines to let the weightlifter visualise what they are lifting.

Gymbox owner Richard Hilton said it wasn't a gimmick but rather about having a human weightlifting device as the "ultimate embodiment of visualisation theory".

"Creating a mental image or intention of what you want to happen or feel is proven to improve physical and psychological performance," Mr Hilton said.

"We're optimistic our members will see better results with our new human weight machine." he gym boss said the troupe would also shout encouragement.

The human weights range from "Dainty Diva" Arti Shah, 32, who weighs just 30kg, up to "Super Human" Matt Barnard, 37, who weighs 155kg. Other men and women in between weigh 55, 65 and 75 kilograms.

if the 155 kg guy is not heavy enough i found someone that is wiling to give a extra weight lifting challenge see pic below:

A Chinese girl has been smiling continuously for the last 12 years.

The Girl Xu Pinghui (no not penguin) from Chongqing started laughing after she got influenza. She was 8 months old at the time. Ever since she has been laughing.

At the age of 2 she even stopped talking because there was only room for laughter. Her Dad Xu Weiming a construction worker has spend his entire fortune on medical treatments for his daughter. But so far none have had any results.


“We rather see her cry than smile one of these days the father said.” A neurologist from Chongqing Medical College now wants to make a brain scan to reveal the girls condition.

Holy crap people the girl has been like this for 12 years and just now they are going to do a brain scan that would have been done after a week here in Holland. Still it’s not as bad as it looks, can you imagine that the girl would have been crying all this time it would have been much worse.

Pedophile wins lottery organized by rape victims…

Only in America you would think.. And yes it did happen in America.

A convicted pedophile has won half a million dollars in a lottery organized by rape victims. The winner was convicted for sexual molestation of children in 1993 and in 2000.

According to local media the sick pervert is going to spend his winnings on a home, on God and on a lot of candy he has to buy for the kids that come round the new house he is going to buy. (No I just made that last one up myself, but face it you are thinking the same… )

Ohh yes and the money left over he will donate to the good cause of helping rape victims. Yeah right…