Oprah says she's fat cause she works so hard. Ok go ahead I wait a few seconds put on some new underwear cause you peed your pants reading this I can imagine that. Oprah thinks hard work makes her fat.
Ohhh she should ask Dr. Phil if he thinks the same but she's scared. Dr Phill would say: "Are you out of your mind, you not fat cause you work so hard you fat cause you eat like a pig." Oprah would then say; "Take that back Phil you nasty old man." Phil would say: "you big overgrown cow, how dare you question my knowledge on fat people. You are one ugly ass fatty Hogg." And that most likely would make Oprah cry and eat some more fruitcake...
That's how it would go most definitely...
But I wish Oprah all the luck in the world in working less, so she loses the weight finally.
Oprah working less hmmm so she never getting out of bed anymore now she be like one of those sea cows you used to see on the Jerry Springer show they have to lift out of bed after 10 years opening the roof top... lol.
