Goldfish survives on the floor for almost 21 Hours

A goldfish in the British city Gloucester has survived outside the bowl for over 13 hours up to 21.

That's what the fish owner Barbara Woodward claims. She woke up one morning and the little fishy was flapping his tail behind a closet. The woman did not have time or the strength to save the fish so she went to work.

What a cold hearted bitch huh. When she came home the fish was still alive then suddenly she felt the need to save it.
Normally a fish dies after 3 minutes so it's a very special fish, maybe it could freeze time, perhaps the fish is an alien...

Oprah thinks she's fat cause she works to hard....

Oprah says she's fat cause she works so hard. Ok go ahead I wait a few seconds put on some new underwear cause you peed your pants reading this I can imagine that. Oprah thinks hard work makes her fat.

Ohhh she should ask Dr. Phil if he thinks the same but she's scared. Dr Phill would say: "Are you out of your mind, you not fat cause you work so hard you fat cause you eat like a pig." Oprah would then say; "Take that back Phil you nasty old man." Phil would say: "you big overgrown cow, how dare you question my knowledge on fat people. You are one ugly ass fatty Hogg." And that most likely would make Oprah cry and eat some more fruitcake...

That's how it would go most definitely...
But I wish Oprah all the luck in the world in working less, so she loses the weight finally.

Oprah working less hmmm so she never getting out of bed anymore now she be like one of those sea cows you used to see on the Jerry Springer show they have to lift out of bed after 10 years opening the roof top... lol.

just a test posting...

She's got a look on her face like she wants to ask: "Do my boobs feel fake, could you touch them for me please and tell me." rofl...

Hello and welcome to the new Dutch Look blog

Yes as you can see (if you have ever been here before) the blog has gotten a new template. And it's not that i'm a huge fan of spiderman. I like the movies that's true but not like a fanatic. It's more symbolic, see spiderman looks down on the entire world from above... Anyhow i be posting new stuff here soon. So come back if you know what's good for you.... lol